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kidraaul:

fanfictions be like ”his eyes scanned the crowd and then locked with mine”

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emptytankofgas:

bunnywith:

deadpool-and-boobies-rule-m8:

thehikerslens:

jaclcfrost:

why do greek gods have to fuck up so much shit god damn just stay on your mountain and eat your fucking ambrosia and leave people alone

and stop having sex with things you are not supposed to have sex with

we’re all looking at you here zeus

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Too bad Zeus didn’t think to invent condoms. Shoulda asked the Trojans.

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actualucifer:

AND DON’T

FUCKING

TELL PEOPLE

THAT THEY’RE NOT TRYING

BECAUSE HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW IF THEY’RE TRYING OR NOT

JUST BECAUSE IT DOESN’T LIVE UP TO YOUR STANDARDS DOESN’T MEAN THEY’RE NOT TRYING

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FACEBOOK VS TUMBLR. LOTR edition

happii-saur:

Someone you don’t know adds you on Facebook:

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Someone you don’t know follows you on Tumblr:

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Someone sends you a Facebook message:

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someone writes in your Tumblr askbox:

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Loses a friend on Facebook:

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Loses a follower on Tumblr:

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Error on Facebook:

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Error on Tumblr:

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Scrolling through Facebook:

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Scrolling through Tumblr:

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Facebook at 2am:

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Tumblr at 2am:

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Someone sends you a dirty message on Facebook:

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Someone sends you a dirty message on Tumblr:

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zachasalightbulb:

a shooting star is actually someone driving off rainbow road

You’d think there’d be more of them

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lifebytoaster:

collections that are raw as fuck ➝ gardem s/s 2014

Future Prom Dress Right Here taryn-that-up izzyalix

taryn-that-up thedeadlytoaster yaaaaasss

Sarah + impersonating her genetic identicals

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copdoccubus:

tanagarielrunsonduncan:

Delphine Cormier face PRICELESS

"I accidentally cheated on my girlfriend with her clone." #JustDelphineThings

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